joegaranger

i am not handsome, but i am endearing and wearing clothes to cover my indecent flesh and unhealthy habits i will charm you with witty jokes, sarcasm, and a surprising intellect; because, who would think I’d be social and approachable, smart, and charming despite being fat, and unattractive? considering the question i dared to undress and see my body for the first time in weeks -sagging belly, and a full stomach , fat breasts, stretch marks, and my manhood asleep as if it were impotent and quiet. people compliment my shirts, or my beard’s red tint but never my smile, and rarely my eyes. sometimes i am cute, and i’m